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Oh, and when Hulk comes back – he’s not coming alone.— , TNA iMPACT! November 19, 2009
As TNA grows, so does the talent. So that means Sting, Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle, and Booker T. Maybe some people have forgotten, but I haven’t! Three of the guys that I named were probably responsible for one wrestling company going out of business!— , TNA iMPACT! October 30, 2008
AJ mangles the English language worse than President Bush!— , TNA iMPACT! April 10, 2008
There once was a girl named Taylor, who went to a school called Baylor; She scored first rank in the class of skank ’cause the whole football team nailed her!— , TNA iMPACT! September 11, 2008
There’s not going to be a glass ceiling in TNA like in some of these other wrestling organizations— , TNA iMPACT! May 17, 2007
You crazy kids nowadays with 6 sided rings. Back in my day, we had 2 sided rings made out of sheepskin and cow testicles.— , TNA iMPACT! February 1, 2007
Every single one of you – you’re spoiled! Back in my day we used to have to drive to the matches – 500 miles each way, 6 to a car, and in the winter time, the heater didn’t work!— , TNA iMPACT! April 17, 2008
It’s two smoking hot chicks on one… Like a video!— , TNA iMPACT! November 26, 2009
[Hulk Hogan] is almost 60 years old, and he’s a pathological storyteller. In his new book, he claims he used to wrestle 400 nights a year, because he would fly back from Japan to Madison Square Garden and wrestle there across the International Date Line.— , Monday Night Mayhem, November 23, 2009
What? Do you think Hogan’s going to get you a run with the European belt, D’Lo?! Gah!— , TNA iMPACT! December 3, 2009
I became a laughing stock at the end of my [WWE] career. A trainer to these barbie dolls! How humiliating is that for me?!— , TNA iMPACT! December 3, 2009
I’ve got some old band mates of mine that are going to have a little practice. We’re thinking of putting the band back together. I gotta go…— , TNA iMPACT! December 3, 2009
Those are the two greatest wrestlers in the business today!— , TNA iMPACT! January 4, 2010
I love that kid!— , TNA iMPACT! January 14, 2010
Another name I probably won’t remember in the morning.— , TNA iMPACT! February 4, 2010
Shut up! Shut up before I stomp the rest of the nature out of your ass!— , TNA iMPACT! February 4, 2010
He must have never heard of Mike Adamle.— , TNA iMPACT! February 4, 2010
Underrated!— , TNA iMPACT! February 11, 2010
You still suck! You still suck! You still suck!— , TNA iMPACT! February 11, 2010
Business is about to pick up.— , TNA iMPACT! February 25, 2010
Tonight, when your mommy lays you two in bed and you lay there asleep spooning each other, dry humping your SpongeBob SquarePants blanket, you’ll be having nightmares about the beating the Motor City Machine Guns will inflict on you tonight.— , TNA Destination X, March 21, 2010
It’s not the Four Horsemen. It’s the same fingers, but it’s Fortune. It’s TNA – and it’s time for a change!— , TNA iMPACT! June 17, 2010
Well, Flair’s got one shoe on by the way.— , TNA iMPACT! June 17, 2010
Wow! Wow! Wow! You don’t know what sixty minutes is! You don’t know what sixty minutes is in the bedroom or the ring!— , TNA iMPACT! June 17, 2010
They told me to… They were the ones that told me to break Jeff Hardy into two. They were the ones who told me to destroy anything that gets in my path. Hulk, they’re coming and they’re going to be here sooner than you think!— , TNA iMPACT! June 24, 2010
And when they get here – there is nothing that you, or Eric Bischoff, or Dixie Carter, or even the “Immortal” Hulk Hogan are going to be able to do to stop it!— , TNA iMPACT! June 24, 2010
A.J. Styles: What’s this?! Is this my package?!Kazarian: That’s not your package, it’s way too big. — , TNA iMPACT! June 24, 2010
Clearly, you’ve been taking your dumb blond pills again!— , TNA iMPACT! July 15, 2010
iMPACT Zone, we’re going extreme!— , TNA iMPACT! July 22, 2010
Good evening, assholes.— , TNA Whole F’N Show August 12, 2010
This is your fault! This is all your fault!— , TNA ReAction August 12, 2010
Does this look like some rat-infested bingo hall? No! This is TNA!— , TNA ReAction August 12, 2010
Ten years ago it was fun, yeah, when all of the fat virgins were cheering for them in the bingo halls!— , TNA ReAction August 12, 2010
Make this right. Make this right! You don’t want us making this right…— , TNA ReAction August 12, 2010
I think when Detroit needed heroes most, we were there.— , TNA ReAction August 12, 2010
My focus right now is to tear Angelina Love’s hair out of her head and get my title back.— , TNA ReAction August 12, 2010
With wrestling, people need to realize is the best stories come from reality. It’s there – you don’t have to change it.— , TNA ReAction August 12, 2010
Dixie Carter! Run and hide! Be ashamed of who you are! Bringing this trash, bringing this trash in front of me and Hulk Hogan?!— , TNA ReAction August 12, 2010
AJ, AJ, AJ… You may have helped build this house, but make no mistake – I own it. And this is my house.— , TNA iMPACT! August 19, 2010
Hey! Hey! I’m talking to YOU, good looking!— , TNA iMPACT! August 19, 2010
You shut up! Whoo! You shut up! Whoo! You shut up! Whoo!!!— , TNA iMPACT! August 19, 2010
I would have kept what we had for ourselves and kept you the hell out of it!— , TNA iMPACT! August 19, 2010
Come on you son of a bitch! You’re going to visit your buddy Rob Van Dam in the hospital morgue!— , TNA ReAction August 19, 2010
We ARE the better men, we ARE the better athletes, we ARE the better wrestlers, and that’s the bottom line!— , TNA ReAction August 19, 2010
There’s a certain part of me that’s very glad that I enjoy pain in a certain masochistic bizarre way. But that was brutal, that was beyond enjoyment, that was embarrassing, it was humiliating…— , TNA ReAction August 19, 2010
It’s about jealousy. You see? We were on the sidelines for ten years and we still got it.— , TNA ReAction August 19, 2010
What an asshole…— , TNA ReAction August 19, 2010
You are drop dead gorgeous. Almost to the point of being sultry. Why don’t you and I go back to the hotel and figure this out like two adults?— , TNA iMPACT! August 26, 2010
Come on AJ! Don’t run. I know you’re faster – I’ve got a bad leg. And you’re a pussy!— , TNA ReAction August 26, 2010
And you’re not cool by the way. You’re not cool.— , TNA ReAction August 26, 2010
And for all you wannabe Beautiful People girls out there – you know exactly who I’m talking about – get a life. You will never be us.— , TNA ReAction August 26, 2010
I get it. Okay. You think Magnus and I fancy each other, right? You think we’re a couple of puffs?— , TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010
As far as I can see, we’re the only fellas in the ring with a bird!— , TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010
Maybe you two should focus a little less on making your stupid jokes and a little more on growing some hair on your nuts!— , TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010
And if you’re such a “big” man, then how come she always has a lousy look on her face? I’m just sayin’!— , TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010
She needs the income just like any other hard working call girl!— , TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010
Tell these wankers how I rock your world! Tell these wankers how I’m the “biggest” man this side of the pond!— , TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010
The biggest? If there were a sword fight in this ring right now, let’s just say that your weapon would fall a little short…— , TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010
I want to co-create reality with you guys.— , TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010
I don’t know if it’s the pain threshold or Mother Nature catching up to me, but I can’t do the things I used to do.— , TNA ReAction September 2, 2010
They’re just up a bunch of washed up, rehabbed up morons!— , TNA ReAction September 2, 2010
There’ve been a lot of outsiders in TNA and the ratings? Where did they go? Let me tell you where they went. They plummeted.— , TNA ReAction September 2, 2010
She is and always has been nothing but my bitch.— , TNA ReAction September 2, 2010
God, I love it when you assholes make some noise.— , TNA iMPACT! September 23, 2010
You know we don’t sit back there every night and swing from the boss’ nuts. Well, I mean, technically that would be impossible, but you know what I’m saying!— , TNA iMPACT! September 23, 2010
What do you want to talk about, asshole?— , TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010
You?! You?! The best selling author, father of the year, couch potato, want to wrestle Ric Flair live?! Really?!— , TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010
The answer is YES you son of a bitch!— , TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010
And one of your best friends, Tommy Dreamer, who I respect as a man told me on this show that I AM hardcore you stupid bastard!— , TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010
Pope: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who’s the guy with the big black bat? Taz: That’d be Sting. Pope: Wrong again! Ask Tessmacher and she’ll tell ya it’s the Pope!— , TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010
What the hell are you doing here you stupid bitch?!— , TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010
I haven’t felt this good in a long time. Certainly many months and I’d go out and say probably a few years.— , TNA ReAction September 30, 2010
I was put in a position where I have to work with Eric and Hulk… everybody knows the history… You want to believe that people change… but you know what? Sometimes there are old wounds that will never go away.— , TNA ReAction September 30, 2010
On a personal level, if I had the opportunity for Eric and Hulk to leave TNA tomorrow, I would be all over that opportunity, but unfortunately that’s not my call.— , TNA ReAction September 30, 2010
Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are driven by money and power – it’s always been that way. Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan don’t care who they step on in order to get what they want.— , TNA ReAction September 30, 2010
Well, it seems like the audience loves them!— , TNA iMPACT! October 7, 2010
Oh my God. Oh my nuts!— , TNA ReAction October 7, 2010
You look like Pocahontas!— , TNA iMPACT! October 7, 2010
Looking for a bitch named Cookie – I heard she’s talking shit!— , TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010
I would love to put my lollipop in your mouth.— , TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010
Get your ass in the back! He’s got a fucked up neck!— , TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010
I just want to get one word in, sorry, I’m sitting here with a headset on, too.— , TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010
Look at him he’s fist-pumping there. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!— , TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010
Mike Tenay: Quite a package isn’t it? Taz: Well, I don’t go that way, but he’s a good-looking kid.— , TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010
Wow. They can’t even get face-to-face, there’s no room.— , TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010
Take your fake ass weave, your fake nails, and your very fake dollar store fun bags and go crawl back into the hole you came out of – this is our house, bitch!— , TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010
Garden State cat fight!— , TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010
You little smug shit.— , TNA ReAction October 14, 2010
The Beautiful People are awesome and they are hot! I, uhhh, I have a thing for their boobs.— , TNA ReAction October 14, 2010
Well you know what? Seeds and paranoia – that’s right up Van Dam’s alley!— , TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010
Hopefully it’s not some bad ass looking to take out an MMA guy.— , TNA iMPACT! October 28, 2010
We are assholes! We are assholes!— , TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! My man Robbie! I love him!— , TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010
Jersey’s in the house, bitches!— , TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010
I’m sorry Angelina. I didn’t mean to startle you. My name is Winter. I’m a great admirer of yours. I’ve waited a long time to meet you.— , TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010
Madison Rayne comes storming through the backstage area…Chris Sabin: Wow, wow. Wouldya?
Alex Shelley: No. No. No.
Chris Sabin: Me neither. — , TNA iMPACT! November 25, 2010
Jeff Hardy: You know let me ask you a question – why do people watch ReAction?Jason Hervey: Because it’s real.
Jeff Hardy: No. Because Jeff fucking Hardy is on it. — , TNA ReAction November 25, 2010
We’re from Jersey – she put her hands on me? She’s going to regret it!— , TNA ReAction December 2, 2010
She’s the original? I’m the new generation (of Knockout).— , TNA ReAction December 2, 2010
I want five minutes alone with that red-headed bitch.— , TNA ReAction December 2, 2010
I’ll take the last two. Try to get me her phone number.— , TNA ReAction December 2, 2010
I’ve been here since the beginning… so don’t fuck with me!— , TNA ReAction December 2, 2010
I heard you had a pair but I didn’t know anything about a team!— , TNA iMPACT! March 6, 2007
And then, and then – a little birdie got inside the boss’ head, got inside the boss’ ear and said, “Heyyy, uhhh… I think, I think Kenny might be a little too funny. I don’t think he’s ready for it.”— , TNA iMPACT! January 13, 2011
Oh, and by the way, this asshole just because the TNA World Heavyweight Champion! And I’m not saying I couldn’t have done it without you guys because I could. But I have to thank all of you assholes.— , TNA iMPACT! January 13, 2011
Matt Morgan: The only reason that you’re wearing that title around your waist right now Ken…Mr. Anderson: It’s not on my waist.
Matt Morgan: …is because I let myself down this past Sunday at Genesis. — , TNA iMPACT! January 13, 2011
Maybe she’s got man hands – Maybe she’s got big hands for a hot chick. Some chicks have man hands.— , TNA iMPACT! January 20, 2011
Poor Kurt. Did you like that, Taz? Did you like that?— , TNA iMPACT! January 20, 2011
We’ve seen Flair have issues with referee Brian Hebner’s Dad, Earl Hebner, back in the 1930′s and 40′s.— , TNA iMPACT! January 27, 2011
You ungrateful son of a bitch!— , TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011
Bastards! You bastards!— , TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011
You punk ass midget!— , TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011
You put a million dollar company out of business!— , TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011
You were hiring guys that didn’t deserve to be in wrestling in the first place!— , TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011
Now if you really want to hear what the legal ruling was today, Dixie – and by the way there’s a Holiday Inn right down the road, baby…— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
I think it’s safe to say that I now control 100% of TNA!— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
We used you, Dixie. Eric and I used you to get right back on top of the wrestling business.— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
The only thing that you have left is your dignity – and like they say in Nashville, ‘We’re fixin’ to take that away right now, too!’— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
Now you’re talking to God. Don’t ever crack at Hulk Hogan. You kiss his ass, you kiss my ass, and you keep walking!— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
Taz: Ha ha – oh my God. Uhhh… Well that’s, yeah – we saw this earlier. That’s Eric Young, the ringbearer and the, uhhh, person in the flip flops and the – whatever the hell he’s wearing – that’s Orlando Jordan. I guess he’s the ring – what do you call the girl-guy – what do you call it?Tenay: I think we got it.
Taz: Thank you. Yeah. This is just crazy on like a million different levels. — , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
You never experienced a pro wrestling wedding before? They happen all the time. They never go well.— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
Layout for Father Prichard…— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
Kurt’s face is priceless!— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
Aww, he can’t find the ring, bro. Look at this – it’s in his shoe. Why wouldn’t it be?— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
Tenay: Hey Taz, does this look familiar? Because the New York Jets – they’ve been tapping out since 1969!Taz: Ah, real classy, Mike. That was real classy. —
You’ve got a great physique. You’re no Mag Daddy, but you know – you look well. Here’s where we’re different – I’m not carrying Kurt Angle’s bags around.— , TNA iMPACT! February 24, 2011
Hey! Let me know the next time you slam a 700 pound giant! Asshole…— , TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011
It’s like the Oddities!— , TNA iMPACT! March 17, 2011
Pope’s gonna take it to the stre – if you step on my shoe one more time…— , TNA iMPACT! March 17, 2011
Don’t steal my lines, first of all.— , TNA iMPACT! April 7, 2011
I did that a week ago and if you don’t like it – tough shit!— , TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011
Don’t you ever put your damn hands on me again. If you do I will suspend your ass for 90 days. Minimum!— , TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011
I promise you – the decision stands… ASSHOLE!— , TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011
Everybody knows he’s in the business of screwing people for a long time!— , TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011
Is that what you call disrespect? Taking my headpiece off, throwing it at me, and then running away like a little bitch?— , TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011
I don’t even know who you are!— , TNA iMPACT! April 7, 2011
This is pro wrestling, buddy. There ain’t no crying, there ain’t no kissing ass!— , TNA iMPACT! April 7, 2011
By the way Ken, I’m totally into your whole asshole thing.— , TNA iMPACT! April 7, 2011
Big words from a guy who changed his name from Brother Ray to Bully Ray because he’s so insecure about his penis size!— , iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011
You’re an asshole, Jeff!— , iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011
This is the happiest day of my life!— , iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011
Always on your back, giving them chubbies!— , iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011
You know what, Eric? You’re a real son of a bitch!— , iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011
We must once again become royalty and be loved and cherished by the people. We need to go back to a happier time when it was just you and I and no one stood between us. I’m beginning to understand how you feel, Winter, and tonight – I do this in your honor.— , iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011
[Scott Steiner's] been wrestling for 55 years.— , iMPACT Wrestling Post Show June 23, 2011
I’m cocky from head to toe. I’m the friggin’ cock of this walk!— , iMPACT Wrestling June 30, 2011
You know if there’s one thing that I can’t stand, it’s a bully.— , iMPACT Wrestling June 30, 2011
Take my chain – this is the one I wrapped around your neck last week.— , iMPACT Wrestling June 30, 2011
Leave the birds at home. Did you not hear me? The girls. Or how you say – Los Prostitutos?— , iMPACT Wrestling June 30, 2011
We didn’t lose our jobs until this little one starts rubbing her pooty-tang all over the ropes!— , iMPACT Wrestling July 28, 2011
Oh my God! They can’t even use the real guy!— , HardCORE Justice August 8, 2010
It is I, the bacon in her eggs, the man for whom she begs, and the face between her legs… the lyrical miracle, the sexual intellectual, and the quintessential stud muffin… Joel “Lady Gaga advocates celibacy. What an absolute disgrace. If she won’t let me stuff her muff, then I’ll just poke her face” Gertner!— , HardCORE Justice August 9, 2010
I’m sick and tired of Winter’s voodoo magic bullshit!— , iMPACT Wrestling / September 1, 2011
I am so jacked, bro!— , iMPACT Wrestling / September 1, 2011
Does it look like I’m running a ho house?— , iMPACT Wrestling September 22, 2011
I’m scared of needles, bro. Pray with me. Pray with me, bro!— , iMPACT Wrestling September 22, 2011
I messed up. I made a mistake and I am so sorry for that.— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 6, 2011
If you can beat me I’ll give the company back to you and Dixie Carter!— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 6, 2011
Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan and Sting run wild on you?!— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 20, 2011
Why would Ronnie from the Jersey Shore hang out with an Amish hamster like you?— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 20, 2011
You’re a disgrace!— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 20, 2011
Want me to hurt him more?— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 27, 2011
I’m begging him to shave that bush on his face.— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 27, 2011
That’s how you treat a brother? Bullshit!— , iMPACT Wrestling, November 3, 2011
He’s massive – with that Rod Stewart haircut…— , iMPACT Wrestling, November 10, 2011
And in seeing that you’re an asshole and assholes are usually in the behind and they stink…— , iMPACT Wrestling, November 17, 2011
First off all, why do you have to be so violent?— , iMPACT Wrestling, November 17, 2011
Are you saying that I stink?— , iMPACT Wrestling, November 17, 2011
I think it’s funny that a guy who takes a bump and tears his back tells me that I don’t know how to wrestle.— , April 2006
Hey, send the nurse back to the hotel!— , iMPACT Wrestling, December 8, 2011
A few weeks ago when I attacked you from behind, I hit you so hard I thought I gave myself a concussion.— , iMPACT Wrestling, December 8, 2011
Whoa – wait a minute. I don’t need you to think about me when you go to bed at night.— , iMPACT Wrestling, December 8, 2011
Well that shouldn’t be a problem – there’s nothing there to hurt.— , iMPACT Wrestling, January 19, 2012
After I beat your little boyfriend, I’m coming after you at Against All Odds, champ.— , iMPACT Wrestling, January 19, 2012
You want to play with the big girls? Come on!— , iMPACT Wrestling, January 19, 2012
I missed you!— , iMPACT Wrestling, January 19, 2012
I turn heads. I break necks. I’ll do a back flip right now and break your neck if I have to!— , iMPACT Wrestling, March 1, 2012
It’s a sour, pissy smell.— , iMPACT Wrestling, March 1, 2012
Oh my God. Look at this sloppy mess!— , iMPACT Wrestling, March 8, 2012
What? Did you eat your way in here?— , iMPACT Wrestling, April 12, 2012
Two guys whose best tag team maneuver was rubbing each other with baby oil before their matches.— , iMPACT Wrestling, April 12, 2012
This is going to be sloppy.— , iMPACT Wrestling, April 12, 2012
Don West: I’m telling you there is an alliance going on in there. Too many people are working together!Ed Ferrara: Look, don’t let that fool you, Don. There may be alliances now, but that’s all going out the window when it comes down to the last few.
Don West: Kinda like the Survivor Series. — , NWA:TNA Asylum Weekly PPV 1, June 19, 2002
Well, well, well… It is I the Quintessential Studmuffin, Joel “I’m a licker not a biter and for a girl with me it’s going to be an all-nighter; I’m a lover, not a fighter, but I never need a writer” Gertner.— , NWA:TNA Asylum Weekly PPV 2, June 26, 2002
Oh give me a break, will ya!— , NWA:TNA Asylum Weekly PPV 2, June 26, 2002
If all of these crackers in Huntsville, Alabama would be quiet for a moment…— , NWA:TNA Asylum Weekly PPV 2, June 26, 2002
Knock the bass out of your voice right now.— , iMPACT Wrestling, May 24, 2012
The guy looks like a director from Vivid Films.— , iMPACT Wrestling, May 24, 2012
If you hit me, I’ll sue you!— , iMPACT Wrestling, May 31, 2012
I admire his mustache.— , iMPACT Wrestling, May 31, 2012
To me he looks like a reject from a 1970′s porn flick.— , iMPACT Wrestling, May 31, 2012
Robbie T. is in the gym. I gave Robbie T. the night off because he’s been working hard, bro. He works 24/7. He lives in my house. He stands outside by bedroom door every night.— , iMPACT Wrestling Post Show, June 14, 2012
TNAStars tweets: Bro, how bad does SoCal Val want Robbie E. right now? She’s damn near salivating. #ImpactPOST— , iMPACT Wrestling Post Show, June 14, 2012
I think his pacemaker might have shattered!— , iMPACT Wrestling, July 5, 2012
There’s not enough blue pills that can help this guy!— , iMPACT Wrestling, July 5, 2012
I think Earl might be shocked stiff!— , iMPACT Wrestling, July 5, 2012
It’s been since probably 1915 since he had a kiss like that – he was 21 at the time!— , iMPACT Wrestling, July 5, 2012
Look at that devlish grin on Earl Hebner!— , iMPACT Wrestling, July 5, 2012
Oh, rigor mortis is setting in.— , iMPACT Wrestling, July 5, 2012
He’s a sympathizer, but that’s…— , iMPACT Wrestling, July 26, 2012
His repo business is doing great!— , iMPACT Wrestling, July 26, 2012
It’s a tough task suplexing Bully Ray. I’ve been there – except he was about 4 bills when I did it!— , iMPACT Wrestling, July 26, 2012
And to all the people who doubted me, I say you take the word fluke, you erase the “e,” and you go fluk yourself!— , iMPACT Wrestling, August 16, 2012
Wind? Cough!— , iMPACT Wrestling, August 16, 2012
This is the damnedest thing I’ve ever seen!— , iMPACT Wrestling, August 23, 2012
I would have punched Joey last week, but I just didn’t want to get asshole all over my hand.— , iMPACT Wrestling Post Show, September 13, 2012
Aces & 8s… you better not.— , iMPACT Wrestling, September 20, 2012
I’m not just f’ing pretty, I’m pretty f’ing dangerous!— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 11, 2012
Bully! Get the tables!— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 11, 2012
These are my girlfriends!— , iMPACT Wrestling, October 18, 2012
You want to celebrate? Win the match. And then you can celebrate all by yourself. Yay…— , Countdown to Bound for Glory, October 14, 2012
Seems to be the new fad if your name is AJ…— , iMPACT Wrestling, November 1, 2012
Maybe you’d be Mrs. Brooke McMahon.— , iMPACT Wrestling, November 22, 2012
You didn’t have to settle for the turkey. A Double would have given you all the stuffing you could handle!— , iMPACT Wrestling, November 22, 2012
Hulk! I’m laying down right here on your desk and I’m not moving until you get back here and take care of business! Ah! Man, this seems uncomfortable. How? I don’t know how anybody can lay on this thing! Brooke, how do you do it? Maybe it’s more comfortable on your stomach. Nah, that doesn’t work either.— , iMPACT Wrestling, November 29, 2012
I been doing touchscreens since 1986, bro!— , iMPACT Wrestling, December 6, 2012
When you’re dealing with Matt Morgan and the big organ, size matters!— , iMPACT Wrestling, December 6, 2012
Somebody get him a Midol, please.— , iMPACT Wrestling, December 6, 2012
I remember I wrestled a tag team in the late 80s in Parsippany dressed like these guys.— , iMPACT Wrestling, December 6, 2012
And your boyfriend could use another sock in his shorts.— , iMPACT Wrestling, December 13, 2012
Weak.— , iMPACT Wrestling, December 13, 2012
So go ‘head call me rookie, find out what I’m packin’, cause I’m the only reason for some Total Nonstop Action!— , WWE NXT, August 17, 2010
I’m Bully Ray. I am the President of the Aces and 8s. And I am the TNA World Heavyweight Champion.— , TNA Lockdown, March 10, 2013
Hey Devon – let that stupid bitch cry. Hulk – I used you. Brooke – I screwed you.— , TNA Lockdown, March 10, 2013
Off the top of the State of Texas. He almost hit Oklahoma!— , TNA Lockdown, March 10, 2013
When you ride with the Aces and 8s, you’ll NEVER walk alone!— , iMPACT Wrestling, March 14, 2013
You make me sick.— , iMPACT Wrestling, March 14, 2013
There is no “we” any more!— , iMPACT Wrestling, March 14, 2013
Why don’t you go sit in the rafters for a couple years?— , iMPACT Wrestling, March 21, 2013
Hug it out! Hug it out!— , iMPACT Wrestling, March 21, 2013
And by the way – I never heard Andre the Giant come out here and whine like a little bitch!— , iMPACT Wrestling, April 25, 2013
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