Oh, and when Hulk comes back – he’s not coming alone. — Kevin Nash, TNA iMPACT! November 19, 2009

As TNA grows, so does the talent. So that means Sting, Kevin Nash, Kurt Angle, and Booker T. Maybe some people have forgotten, but I haven’t! Three of the guys that I named were probably responsible for one wrestling company going out of business! — AJ Styles, TNA iMPACT! October 30, 2008

AJ mangles the English language worse than President Bush! — Mike Tenay, TNA iMPACT! April 10, 2008

There once was a girl named Taylor, who went to a school called Baylor; She scored first rank in the class of skank ’cause the whole football team nailed her! — Angelina Love, TNA iMPACT! September 11, 2008

There’s not going to be a glass ceiling in TNA like in some of these other wrestling organizations — Jim Cornette, TNA iMPACT! May 17, 2007

You crazy kids nowadays with 6 sided rings. Back in my day, we had 2 sided rings made out of sheepskin and cow testicles. — Chris Sabin, TNA iMPACT! February 1, 2007

Every single one of you – you’re spoiled! Back in my day we used to have to drive to the matches – 500 miles each way, 6 to a car, and in the winter time, the heater didn’t work! — Jim Cornette, TNA iMPACT! April 17, 2008

It’s two smoking hot chicks on one… Like a video! — Taz, TNA iMPACT! November 26, 2009

[Hulk Hogan] is almost 60 years old, and he’s a pathological storyteller. In his new book, he claims he used to wrestle 400 nights a year, because he would fly back from Japan to Madison Square Garden and wrestle there across the International Date Line. — Jim Cornette, Monday Night Mayhem, November 23, 2009

What? Do you think Hogan’s going to get you a run with the European belt, D’Lo?! Gah! — Mick Foley, TNA iMPACT! December 3, 2009

I became a laughing stock at the end of my [WWE] career. A trainer to these barbie dolls! How humiliating is that for me?! — Tara, TNA iMPACT! December 3, 2009

I’ve got some old band mates of mine that are going to have a little practice. We’re thinking of putting the band back together. I gotta go… — Kevin Nash, TNA iMPACT! December 3, 2009

Those are the two greatest wrestlers in the business today! — Hulk Hogan on Angle & Styles, TNA iMPACT! January 4, 2010

I love that kid! — Eric Bischoff on A.J. Styles, TNA iMPACT! January 14, 2010

Another name I probably won’t remember in the morning. — Eric Bischoff after meeting Eric Young, TNA iMPACT! February 4, 2010

Shut up! Shut up before I stomp the rest of the nature out of your ass! — Samoa Joe, TNA iMPACT! February 4, 2010

He must have never heard of Mike Adamle. — Taz on the worst announcer in history, TNA iMPACT! February 4, 2010

Underrated! — Fans at the iMPACT! Zone on Eric Young, TNA iMPACT! February 11, 2010

You still suck! You still suck! You still suck! — Fans at the iMPACT! Zone on Orlando Jordan, TNA iMPACT! February 11, 2010

Business is about to pick up. — Taz Channeling Jim Ross, TNA iMPACT! February 25, 2010

Tonight, when your mommy lays you two in bed and you lay there asleep spooning each other, dry humping your SpongeBob SquarePants blanket, you’ll be having nightmares about the beating the Motor City Machine Guns will inflict on you tonight. — Alex Shelley, TNA Destination X, March 21, 2010

It’s not the Four Horsemen. It’s the same fingers, but it’s Fortune. It’s TNA – and it’s time for a change! — Ric Flair, TNA iMPACT! June 17, 2010

Well, Flair’s got one shoe on by the way. — Taz, TNA iMPACT! June 17, 2010

Wow! Wow! Wow! You don’t know what sixty minutes is! You don’t know what sixty minutes is in the bedroom or the ring! — Ric Flair to Jay Lethal, TNA iMPACT! June 17, 2010

They told me to… They were the ones that told me to break Jeff Hardy into two. They were the ones who told me to destroy anything that gets in my path. Hulk, they’re coming and they’re going to be here sooner than you think! — Abyss to Hulk Hogan, TNA iMPACT! June 24, 2010

And when they get here – there is nothing that you, or Eric Bischoff, or Dixie Carter, or even the “Immortal” Hulk Hogan are going to be able to do to stop it! — Abyss to Hulk Hogan, TNA iMPACT! June 24, 2010

A.J. Styles: What’s this?! Is this my package?!

Kazarian: That’s not your package, it’s way too big. — A.J. Styles and Kazarian Going Back and Forth, TNA iMPACT! June 24, 2010

Clearly, you’ve been taking your dumb blond pills again! — Madison Rayne to Velvet Sky, TNA iMPACT! July 15, 2010

iMPACT Zone, we’re going extreme! — Tommy Dreamer, TNA iMPACT! July 22, 2010

Good evening, assholes. — Ken Anderson, TNA Whole F’N Show August 12, 2010

This is your fault! This is all your fault! — Ric Flair to Dixie Carter, TNA ReAction August 12, 2010

Does this look like some rat-infested bingo hall? No! This is TNA! — AJ Styles, TNA ReAction August 12, 2010

Ten years ago it was fun, yeah, when all of the fat virgins were cheering for them in the bingo halls! — Frankie Kazarian, TNA ReAction August 12, 2010

Make this right. Make this right! You don’t want us making this right… — Tommy Dreamer to Dixie Carter, TNA ReAction August 12, 2010

I think when Detroit needed heroes most, we were there. — Alex Shelley, TNA ReAction August 12, 2010

My focus right now is to tear Angelina Love’s hair out of her head and get my title back. — Madison Rayne, TNA ReAction August 12, 2010

With wrestling, people need to realize is the best stories come from reality. It’s there – you don’t have to change it. — Angelina Love, TNA ReAction August 12, 2010

Dixie Carter! Run and hide! Be ashamed of who you are! Bringing this trash, bringing this trash in front of me and Hulk Hogan?! — Ric Flair, TNA ReAction August 12, 2010

AJ, AJ, AJ… You may have helped build this house, but make no mistake – I own it. And this is my house. — Dixie Carter, TNA iMPACT! August 19, 2010

Hey! Hey! I’m talking to YOU, good looking! — Ric Flair, TNA iMPACT! August 19, 2010

You shut up! Whoo! You shut up! Whoo! You shut up! Whoo!!! — Tommy Dreamer, TNA iMPACT! August 19, 2010

I would have kept what we had for ourselves and kept you the hell out of it! — Mick Foley to Ric Flair, TNA iMPACT! August 19, 2010

Come on you son of a bitch! You’re going to visit your buddy Rob Van Dam in the hospital morgue! — Abyss, TNA ReAction August 19, 2010

We ARE the better men, we ARE the better athletes, we ARE the better wrestlers, and that’s the bottom line! — AJ Styles, TNA ReAction August 19, 2010

There’s a certain part of me that’s very glad that I enjoy pain in a certain masochistic bizarre way. But that was brutal, that was beyond enjoyment, that was embarrassing, it was humiliating… — Raven, TNA ReAction August 19, 2010

It’s about jealousy. You see? We were on the sidelines for ten years and we still got it. — Tony Luke, TNA ReAction August 19, 2010

What an asshole… — Kurt Angle on Ken Anderson, TNA ReAction August 19, 2010

You are drop dead gorgeous. Almost to the point of being sultry. Why don’t you and I go back to the hotel and figure this out like two adults? — Ric Flair to Dixie Carter, TNA iMPACT! August 26, 2010

Come on AJ! Don’t run. I know you’re faster – I’ve got a bad leg. And you’re a pussy! — Tommy Dreamer, TNA ReAction August 26, 2010

And you’re not cool by the way. You’re not cool. — Angelina Love taking a shot at WWE’s ripoff of The Beautiful People, TNA ReAction August 26, 2010

And for all you wannabe Beautiful People girls out there – you know exactly who I’m talking about – get a life. You will never be us. — Velvet Sky taking a shot at WWE’s ripoff of The Beautiful People, TNA ReAction August 26, 2010

I get it. Okay. You think Magnus and I fancy each other, right? You think we’re a couple of puffs? — Desmond Wolfe, TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010

As far as I can see, we’re the only fellas in the ring with a bird! — Desmond Wolfe, TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010

Maybe you two should focus a little less on making your stupid jokes and a little more on growing some hair on your nuts! — Brutus Magnus, TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010

And if you’re such a “big” man, then how come she always has a lousy look on her face? I’m just sayin’! — Alex Shelley referring to Chelsea, TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010

She needs the income just like any other hard working call girl! — Chris Sabin referring to Chelsea, TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010

Tell these wankers how I rock your world! Tell these wankers how I’m the “biggest” man this side of the pond! — Desmond Wolfe, TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010

The biggest? If there were a sword fight in this ring right now, let’s just say that your weapon would fall a little short… — Chelsea referring to Desmond Wolfe’s “sword”, TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010

I want to co-create reality with you guys. — Brian Kendrick to EV 2.0, TNA iMPACT! September 2, 2010

I don’t know if it’s the pain threshold or Mother Nature catching up to me, but I can’t do the things I used to do. — Mick Foley, TNA ReAction September 2, 2010

They’re just up a bunch of washed up, rehabbed up morons! — Robert Roode, TNA ReAction September 2, 2010

There’ve been a lot of outsiders in TNA and the ratings? Where did they go? Let me tell you where they went. They plummeted. — AJ Styles, TNA ReAction September 2, 2010

She is and always has been nothing but my bitch. — Madison Rayne on Velvet Sky, TNA ReAction September 2, 2010

God, I love it when you assholes make some noise. — Ken Anderson, TNA iMPACT! September 23, 2010

You know we don’t sit back there every night and swing from the boss’ nuts. Well, I mean, technically that would be impossible, but you know what I’m saying! — Ken Anderson, TNA iMPACT! September 23, 2010

What do you want to talk about, asshole? — Ric Flair to Mick Foley, TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010

You?! You?! The best selling author, father of the year, couch potato, want to wrestle Ric Flair live?! Really?! — Ric Flair to Mick Foley, TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010

The answer is YES you son of a bitch! — Ric Flair to Mick Foley, TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010

And one of your best friends, Tommy Dreamer, who I respect as a man told me on this show that I AM hardcore you stupid bastard! — Ric Flair to Mick Foley, TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010

Pope: Riddle me this, riddle me that, who’s the guy with the big black bat? Taz: That’d be Sting. Pope: Wrong again! Ask Tessmacher and she’ll tell ya it’s the Pope! — D’Angelo Dinero, TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010

What the hell are you doing here you stupid bitch?! — Lacey Von Erich to Madison Rayne, TNA iMPACT! September 30, 2010

I haven’t felt this good in a long time. Certainly many months and I’d go out and say probably a few years. — Mick Foley, TNA ReAction September 30, 2010

I was put in a position where I have to work with Eric and Hulk… everybody knows the history… You want to believe that people change… but you know what? Sometimes there are old wounds that will never go away. — Vince Russo, TNA ReAction September 30, 2010

On a personal level, if I had the opportunity for Eric and Hulk to leave TNA tomorrow, I would be all over that opportunity, but unfortunately that’s not my call. — Vince Russo, TNA ReAction September 30, 2010

Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff are driven by money and power – it’s always been that way. Eric Bischoff and Hulk Hogan don’t care who they step on in order to get what they want. — Vince Russo, TNA ReAction September 30, 2010

Well, it seems like the audience loves them! — Taz mocking The Shore, TNA iMPACT! October 7, 2010

Oh my God. Oh my nuts! — Ken Anderson, TNA ReAction October 7, 2010

You look like Pocahontas! — Madison Rayne, TNA iMPACT! October 7, 2010

Looking for a bitch named Cookie – I heard she’s talking shit! — JWoww, TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010

I would love to put my lollipop in your mouth. — Orlando Jordan to JWoww, TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010

Get your ass in the back! He’s got a fucked up neck! — Taz yelling at Jeff Jarrett, TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010

I just want to get one word in, sorry, I’m sitting here with a headset on, too. — Taz to Mike Tenay, TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010

Look at him he’s fist-pumping there. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! — Taz talking about Robbie E., TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010

Mike Tenay: Quite a package isn’t it? Taz: Well, I don’t go that way, but he’s a good-looking kid. — Taz and Mike Tenay on Robbie E., TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010

Wow. They can’t even get face-to-face, there’s no room. — Taz on the JWoww vs. Cookie faceoff, TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010

Take your fake ass weave, your fake nails, and your very fake dollar store fun bags and go crawl back into the hole you came out of – this is our house, bitch! — Cookie to JWoww, TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010

Garden State cat fight! — Mike Tenay, TNA iMPACT! October 14, 2010

You little smug shit. — Dixie Carter to Eric Bischoff, TNA ReAction October 14, 2010

The Beautiful People are awesome and they are hot! I, uhhh, I have a thing for their boobs. — JWoww, TNA ReAction October 14, 2010

Well you know what? Seeds and paranoia – that’s right up Van Dam’s alley! — Taz, TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010

Hopefully it’s not some bad ass looking to take out an MMA guy. — Taz, TNA iMPACT! October 28, 2010

We are assholes! We are assholes! — iMPACT! Zone chanting about itself, TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! My man Robbie! I love him! — Taz promoting Robbie E., TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010

Jersey’s in the house, bitches! — Cookie, TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010

I’m sorry Angelina. I didn’t mean to startle you. My name is Winter. I’m a great admirer of yours. I’ve waited a long time to meet you. — Winter stalking Angelina Love, TNA iMPACT! October 21, 2010

Madison Rayne comes storming through the backstage area…

Chris Sabin: Wow, wow. Wouldya?

Alex Shelley: No. No. No.

Chris Sabin: Me neither. — Motor City Machine Guns, TNA iMPACT! November 25, 2010

Jeff Hardy: You know let me ask you a question – why do people watch ReAction?

Jason Hervey: Because it’s real.

Jeff Hardy: No. Because Jeff fucking Hardy is on it. — Jeff Hardy, TNA ReAction November 25, 2010

We’re from Jersey – she put her hands on me? She’s going to regret it! — Cookie, TNA ReAction December 2, 2010

She’s the original? I’m the new generation (of Knockout). — Cookie on Christy Hemme, TNA ReAction December 2, 2010

I want five minutes alone with that red-headed bitch. — Cookie on Christy Hemme, TNA ReAction December 2, 2010

I’ll take the last two. Try to get me her phone number. — Robbie E. on a few minutes with Christy Hemme, TNA ReAction December 2, 2010

I’ve been here since the beginning… so don’t fuck with me! — Christy Hemme, TNA ReAction December 2, 2010

I heard you had a pair but I didn’t know anything about a team! — Jim Cornette to the newly feminist Christy Hemme, TNA iMPACT! March 6, 2007

And then, and then – a little birdie got inside the boss’ head, got inside the boss’ ear and said, “Heyyy, uhhh… I think, I think Kenny might be a little too funny. I don’t think he’s ready for it.” — Ken Anderson ripping Randy Orton, TNA iMPACT! January 13, 2011

Oh, and by the way, this asshole just because the TNA World Heavyweight Champion! And I’m not saying I couldn’t have done it without you guys because I could. But I have to thank all of you assholes. — Ken Anderson celebrating, TNA iMPACT! January 13, 2011

Matt Morgan: The only reason that you’re wearing that title around your waist right now Ken…

Mr. Anderson: It’s not on my waist.

Matt Morgan: …is because I let myself down this past Sunday at Genesis. — Ken Anderson correcting Matt Morgan, TNA iMPACT! January 13, 2011

Maybe she’s got man hands – Maybe she’s got big hands for a hot chick. Some chicks have man hands. — Taz on Madison Rayne’s leather glove, TNA iMPACT! January 20, 2011

Poor Kurt. Did you like that, Taz? Did you like that? — Karen Jarrett asking Taz what he thought of Kurt Angle’s beatdown, TNA iMPACT! January 20, 2011

We’ve seen Flair have issues with referee Brian Hebner’s Dad, Earl Hebner, back in the 1930′s and 40′s. — Taz, TNA iMPACT! January 27, 2011

You ungrateful son of a bitch! — Eric Bischoff to AJ Styles, TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011

Bastards! You bastards! — Matt Hardy to Fortune, TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011

You punk ass midget! — Eric Bischoff to AJ Styles, TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011

You put a million dollar company out of business! — AJ Styles to Eric Bischoff, TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011

You were hiring guys that didn’t deserve to be in wrestling in the first place! — AJ Styles on the Hogan-Bischoff Regime, TNA iMPACT! February 3, 2011

Now if you really want to hear what the legal ruling was today, Dixie – and by the way there’s a Holiday Inn right down the road, baby… — Ric Flair, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

I think it’s safe to say that I now control 100% of TNA! — Hulk Hogan, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

We used you, Dixie. Eric and I used you to get right back on top of the wrestling business. — Hulk Hogan, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

The only thing that you have left is your dignity – and like they say in Nashville, ‘We’re fixin’ to take that away right now, too!’ — Hulk Hogan to Dixie Carter, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

Now you’re talking to God. Don’t ever crack at Hulk Hogan. You kiss his ass, you kiss my ass, and you keep walking! — Ric Flair to Robert Roode, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

Taz: Ha ha – oh my God. Uhhh… Well that’s, yeah – we saw this earlier. That’s Eric Young, the ringbearer and the, uhhh, person in the flip flops and the – whatever the hell he’s wearing – that’s Orlando Jordan. I guess he’s the ring – what do you call the girl-guy – what do you call it?

Tenay: I think we got it.

Taz: Thank you. Yeah. This is just crazy on like a million different levels. — Taz & Mike Tenay during the Jarrett Wedding Ceremony, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

You never experienced a pro wrestling wedding before? They happen all the time. They never go well. — Taz during the Jarrett Wedding Ceremony, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

Layout for Father Prichard… — Mike Tenay making an inside joke during the Jarrett Wedding Ceremony, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

Kurt’s face is priceless! — Taz laughing during the Jarrett Wedding Ceremony, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

Aww, he can’t find the ring, bro. Look at this – it’s in his shoe. Why wouldn’t it be? — Taz on Eric Young during the Jarrett Wedding Ceremony, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

Tenay: Hey Taz, does this look familiar? Because the New York Jets – they’ve been tapping out since 1969!

Taz: Ah, real classy, Mike. That was real classy. — Taz & Mike Tenay after Bart Scott tapped out

You’ve got a great physique. You’re no Mag Daddy, but you know – you look well. Here’s where we’re different – I’m not carrying Kurt Angle’s bags around. — Brutus Magnus to Crimson, TNA iMPACT! February 24, 2011

Hey! Let me know the next time you slam a 700 pound giant! Asshole… — Hulk Hogan to Mr. Anderson, TNA iMPACT! March 3, 2011

It’s like the Oddities! — Taz during D’Angelo Dinero’s “Healing” segment, TNA iMPACT! March 17, 2011

Pope’s gonna take it to the stre – if you step on my shoe one more time… — D’Angelo Dinero interrupting himself as he kidnapped Okato, TNA iMPACT! March 17, 2011

Don’t steal my lines, first of all. — Taz to Mike Tenay after Tenay mentioned letting the pigeons loose, TNA iMPACT! April 7, 2011

I did that a week ago and if you don’t like it – tough shit! — Earl Hebner on why he DQ’ed Mr. Anderson, TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011

Don’t you ever put your damn hands on me again. If you do I will suspend your ass for 90 days. Minimum! — Earl Hebner, TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011

I promise you – the decision stands… ASSHOLE! — Earl Hebner ripping into Mr. Anderson, TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011

Everybody knows he’s in the business of screwing people for a long time! — Ken Anderson hits back at Earl Hebner, TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011

Is that what you call disrespect? Taking my headpiece off, throwing it at me, and then running away like a little bitch? — Scott Steiner, TNA iMPACT! March 31, 2011

I don’t even know who you are! — Ric Flair to Daniels, TNA iMPACT! April 7, 2011

This is pro wrestling, buddy. There ain’t no crying, there ain’t no kissing ass! — Ric Flair, TNA iMPACT! April 7, 2011

By the way Ken, I’m totally into your whole asshole thing. — Orlando Jordan, TNA iMPACT! April 7, 2011

Big words from a guy who changed his name from Brother Ray to Bully Ray because he’s so insecure about his penis size! — AJ Styles, iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011

You’re an asshole, Jeff! — Kurt Angle, iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011

This is the happiest day of my life! — Eric Bischoff after Mick Foley was “fired”, iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011

Always on your back, giving them chubbies! — ODB to Velvet Sky, iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011

You know what, Eric? You’re a real son of a bitch! — Robert Roode to Eric Bischoff, iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011

We must once again become royalty and be loved and cherished by the people. We need to go back to a happier time when it was just you and I and no one stood between us. I’m beginning to understand how you feel, Winter, and tonight – I do this in your honor. — Angelina Love’s first words under Winter’s influence, iMPACT Wrestling June 2, 2011

[Scott Steiner's] been wrestling for 55 years. — Bully Ray, iMPACT Wrestling Post Show June 23, 2011

I’m cocky from head to toe. I’m the friggin’ cock of this walk! — Mr. Anderson, iMPACT Wrestling June 30, 2011

You know if there’s one thing that I can’t stand, it’s a bully. — Bully Ray to Sting, iMPACT Wrestling June 30, 2011

Take my chain – this is the one I wrapped around your neck last week. — Bully Ray to Scott Steiner, iMPACT Wrestling June 30, 2011

Leave the birds at home. Did you not hear me? The girls. Or how you say – Los Prostitutos? — Brutus Magnus to Mexican America, iMPACT Wrestling June 30, 2011

We didn’t lose our jobs until this little one starts rubbing her pooty-tang all over the ropes! — ODB ripping into Velvet Sky, iMPACT Wrestling July 28, 2011

Oh my God! They can’t even use the real guy! — Al Snow yelling at Head about the Fake Blue Meanie, HardCORE Justice August 8, 2010

It is I, the bacon in her eggs, the man for whom she begs, and the face between her legs… the lyrical miracle, the sexual intellectual, and the quintessential stud muffin… Joel “Lady Gaga advocates celibacy. What an absolute disgrace. If she won’t let me stuff her muff, then I’ll just poke her face” Gertner! — Joel Gertner introducing himself, HardCORE Justice August 9, 2010

I’m sick and tired of Winter’s voodoo magic bullshit! — Mickie James, iMPACT Wrestling / September 1, 2011

I am so jacked, bro! — Robbie E., iMPACT Wrestling / September 1, 2011

Does it look like I’m running a ho house? — Karen Jarrett to Traci Brooks, iMPACT Wrestling September 22, 2011

I’m scared of needles, bro. Pray with me. Pray with me, bro! — Anarquia to Hernandez, iMPACT Wrestling September 22, 2011

I messed up. I made a mistake and I am so sorry for that. — Jeff Hardy, iMPACT Wrestling, October 6, 2011

If you can beat me I’ll give the company back to you and Dixie Carter! — Hulk Hogan to Sting, iMPACT Wrestling, October 6, 2011

Whatcha gonna do when Hulk Hogan and Sting run wild on you?! — Hulk Hogan, iMPACT Wrestling, October 20, 2011

Why would Ronnie from the Jersey Shore hang out with an Amish hamster like you? — Robbie E. questions Eric Young, iMPACT Wrestling, October 20, 2011

You’re a disgrace! — Garrett Bischoff to Eric Bischoff, iMPACT Wrestling, October 20, 2011

Want me to hurt him more? — Ric Flair while beating up Garrett Bischoff, iMPACT Wrestling, October 27, 2011

I’m begging him to shave that bush on his face. — Taz talking about Eric Young, iMPACT Wrestling, October 27, 2011

That’s how you treat a brother? Bullshit! — Mike Tenay, iMPACT Wrestling, November 3, 2011

He’s massive – with that Rod Stewart haircut… — Taz talking about Robbie T., iMPACT Wrestling, November 10, 2011

And in seeing that you’re an asshole and assholes are usually in the behind and they stink… — James Storm to Mr. Anderson, iMPACT Wrestling, November 17, 2011

First off all, why do you have to be so violent? — Mr. Anderson calming down James Storm, iMPACT Wrestling, November 17, 2011

Are you saying that I stink? — Mr. Anderson to James Storm, iMPACT Wrestling, November 17, 2011

I think it’s funny that a guy who takes a bump and tears his back tells me that I don’t know how to wrestle. — AJ Styles responding to a knock by Dave Batista, April 2006

Hey, send the nurse back to the hotel! — Ric Flair to Garett Bischoff’s ambulance nurse, iMPACT Wrestling, December 8, 2011

A few weeks ago when I attacked you from behind, I hit you so hard I thought I gave myself a concussion. — Kurt Angle to James Storm, iMPACT Wrestling, December 8, 2011

Whoa – wait a minute. I don’t need you to think about me when you go to bed at night. — James Storm to Kurt Angle, iMPACT Wrestling, December 8, 2011

Well that shouldn’t be a problem – there’s nothing there to hurt. — Austin Aries questioning the existence of Alex Shelley’s manhood, iMPACT Wrestling, January 19, 2012

After I beat your little boyfriend, I’m coming after you at Against All Odds, champ. — Alex Shelley going after Austin Aries, iMPACT Wrestling, January 19, 2012

You want to play with the big girls? Come on! — ODB to Winter in a backstage brawl, iMPACT Wrestling, January 19, 2012

I missed you! — Alex Shelley to the fans after returning from his injury, iMPACT Wrestling, January 19, 2012